mickjobeans

mickjobeans @ 2004-03-18T21:04:00

2004-03-19T03:06:12Z

hey whoa! its been 2839982358023580953209isj8329 years since ive been here! i am such a puppy! i know how to smile now its funny cos marzipan gets scared. marzipan has a new hot lover friend, and i have a new hobby its digging in crotches. i dig in the new hot lover friends crotch all the time and i dont think he likes me. i will make him change his mind!!!!!!! heheheahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mickjobeans @ 2003-11-05T17:36:00

2003-11-05T23:37:11Z

whoa omg its been so long since i was here and stuff marzipan came home and her face was all crazy she had stuff she called makeup on it was really crazy and her hair was really big and when i saw her i was like OMG!

mickjobeans @ 2003-09-25T13:05:00

2003-09-25T18:04:58Z

whoa omg there was a box with balls outside that fall off the thing. they taste good so i was gonna eat them and then they had little candies on them that went bzzzzzzzzzz when you put them in your mouth so i put them in my mouth and i felt an ouch and then they bit on my nose and cheeks too. marzipan came home and saw me and started laughing at my fat puffy cheeks and had to show me to her hot lover friend and he laughed at me too! i didn't get it but i guess im better now because she doesnt laugh at me anymore. im not gonna eat anymore of those bzzzzz candies that hurt!

mickjobeans @ 2003-08-25T17:15:00

2003-08-25T22:15:23Z

hey whoa look at this!!

My LiveJournal Sitcom
I Love mickjobeans (TBS, 2:30): mickjobeans (Dustin Hoffman) and mafia_waitress (Tom Sizemore) find a lost chinchilla at the supermarket. Later, laineylj (Kate Beckinsale) makes catwoman66 (Glenn Close) look stupid in front of a large crowd at the library. Afterwards, spotted_dog (Famke Janssen) hires yaya_cat (Stephen Baldwin) to perform pantomime at a bodega. On the other side of town, littleryoga (Grace Kelly) borrows money from bunnybotattack (Meryl Streep)'s dad. Zany antics ensue.
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My LiveJournal Sitcom

I Love mickjobeans (TBS, 2:30): mickjobeans (Dustin Hoffman) and mafia_waitress (Tom Sizemore) find a lost chinchilla at the supermarket. Later, laineylj (Kate Beckinsale) makes catwoman66 (Glenn Close) look stupid in front of a large crowd at the library. Afterwards, spotted_dog (Famke Janssen) hires yaya_cat (Stephen Baldwin) to perform pantomime at a bodega. On the other side of town, littleryoga (Grace Kelly) borrows money from bunnybotattack (Meryl Streep)'s dad. Zany antics ensue.

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mickjobeans @ 2003-08-25T17:01:00

2003-08-25T22:09:49Z

whoa hey the sky is peeing again and stuff. they're not dropping the bowling balls right now though. oh and i guess marzipans hot lover friend came over today and nobody even told me how rude!!! i have to take my pill today grama is making me take a yucky pill so i dont get werms or anything. sometimes she hides it on cheese and i pick it out im not that stupid! marzipan has band camp tonight and shes gonna have a flag and beet people up with it she said its gonna be funny if she beets up her hot lover friend but hes not in band so she cant unless she brings it home.. oooo she should bring it home cos then i can eat it.... yay!

mickjobeans @ 2003-08-21T22:21:00

2003-08-22T03:26:39Z

hey whoa i was like crazy a lot today marzipan was leanin over the bath machine washing her head and i tried to come in so i could help her but she kicked me out and said no and so she let me out when she had her bathrag on her head and i ran around and stuff i was on the porch and i was like "WHOAAAAAAA" because its fun to do that. marzipans hot lover friend is coming over tomorrow so i get to sit on his lap some more and kiss him and stuff and marzipan will be in bed like always so i can do that while she sleeps, i know he comes here to visit me instead of her hes just using her for me! he so wants me i can tell cos he pets me and stuff and giggles when i lick him he likes it. WHOA. i have to go grampas eating something so im gonna lick the dish out yummmmmmm, stuff!!!

mickjobeans @ 2003-08-17T22:59:00

2003-08-18T04:02:59Z

hey whoa marzipan was gone for 3 days on and off she was home today then she left to the mafia house to serve food to old people and stuff and she was like, whoa gone again we watched tv today and i tried giving her a bath but she wont let me she says im driving her nuts when i give her baths. the big dog sami is coming down she hates me though.. i'ma make that bitch like me! hahahhahaahaha its funny when we talk like dat. like whut uuuuup im in da houuuuuuuuse like whaoa i was crazy. wow. its dyin down i have to go soon and rest so i can piss marzipan off before i have to go to bed. weee

mickjobeans @ 2003-08-13T23:46:00

2003-08-14T04:49:52Z

hey whoa i was here today and marzipan's hot lover friend came over! i went on the porch and the siren blew and i howled and they were laughing at me and i was like omgomg! i was like "bewwwwwwww!" that's how i howl. i run away at night sometimes and make marzipan and the gramma look for me and then i like to jump around and roll over when they try to pick me up its fun like whoa whoa whoa! marzipan is gay and likes to see her hot lover friend when he shoots his guns at the place i don't know what it is, marzipan shoots a guns too sometimes! stay away from that! she had bad aim like whoa and i was like what?? it was crazy. gotta go marzipan wants to wait for her hot lover friend to come on messenger. byeyeyeyeyee!

mickjobeans @ 2003-08-12T20:40:00

2003-08-13T01:41:33Z

whoa hey i was outside today a few times and i was barking because its fun and marzipan made me come inside and sit on her lap and made me listen to oldies and she was singing and i was likg omg shes sucks so i got up and ran away hehehe im going back outside to bark and piss marzipan off some more!! hehehe bye

mickjobeans @ 2003-08-09T22:36:00

2003-08-10T03:41:16Z

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<center><font=verdana>i'm a bad puppy. i saw a little plastic man sitting on marzipan's bed and i wanted to play and i ended up chewing him up and he's all in different pieces and marzipan cried and said "you killed frank sinatra!!" i guess that was the little plastic mans name and he was part of THE family cos THE family is all the guys that sit in her bed not boys but the bird humpy grover hedgehog and puffawee and theres big king and little king and frank sinatra they were the family but not frank sinatra cos i ate him hehehe i feel bad but oh well they can find a substitute thats her and her hot lover friends family they are cool! but i have to go because marzipan is coming and i have to go now bye

mickjobeans @ 2003-08-07T22:42:00

2003-08-08T03:50:47Z

whoa it's so late i was running all day. the big dog sami came down and she ate all my food and the uncle john was here and he told her no. i like the big dog sami but i dont think she likes me cos she growls at me and stuff when i want to play, i just want a friend :( i think the ant traci [marzipan calls her a stupid ~~cunt~~ crap or something like that, i dont know what that means] raised her to hate me because im marzipans dog and stuff. the ant looks like shes old because shes made of so much leather yuk!!! so like marzipan was on the computer and i hopped on her lap and she was eating a muffing and she was picking chunks out of it she called them nuts and they were on a plate so i ate some of them so she yelled at me, maybe thats why she was picking them out because they are bad to eat. i am sooo tired today the hot lover friend came over and i didn't get a chance to give him a bath and marzipan left with him and she came back with red stuff on her neck, i think they were painting with makeup and stuff. thats crazy she never lets me paint with makeup! maybe i can do it while she sleeps when i eat the cellophane because then i will see because my mouth will glow so if its dark and i cant see i can just open up my mouth! cool! well i think it is time to go marzipan came downstairs now and has a green thing on her head she said its a towel, i like to eat those! mmm. i think i will nap so i can tear around like a maniac before bedtime to get some excitement going in this boring boring household goodnight now bye.

mickjobeans @ 2003-08-07T00:24:00

2003-08-07T05:30:13Z

hey whoa i was home alone all day today the sky was pottying outside for a while and then they kept turning on and off the light and dropping bowling balls on the house so i hid then everything went black and i was like omg what happened and then it came back on for the rest of the time. the grandparents and marzipan came home at 11 or so and i was like omgomogm let me outside because grama didnt want me to pee on the couch and i was like "whoa" and she was like "wuuuuuuuuut?" and i was like "uh-uh, no you di-in't!" and we went outside and i got my toes wet so i wanted to run around the house to dry them off because marzipan left the door open and then she left! well marzipans hot lover friend is coming over tomorrow and she says its sleepytime so i gotta go. bye bye bye!

mickjobeans @ 2003-08-06T08:35:00

2003-08-06T13:39:20Z

hey wow its so early its 835 am and marzipans hot lover friend is over here i sat on his lap and licked him and nibbled him and stuff. i didnt get the new cellophane last night because i fell asleep i was trying to get marzipan to let me out so she could chase me because i like to run around and piss people off so i kept going under her bed but she grabbed me and said "NO" and then she held on to me even when i was sleeping!!!!! so i couldnt get the cellophane!!!!!! she was showing her hot lover friend her new cellophane and it even turnes colors so what if i ate it and it turned colors? whoa theres the cousin is here his name is drew and he has a sister named gabby their mom is a bitch and nobody likes her hahahahahaha i think shes made of leather like the seats in marzipans car because thats what she looks like only shes not red shes brown so she looks like brown leather yuck!!!!!!! i think that marzipan and her hot lover friend are getting into trouble so i have to go check on him and make her jealous some more and maybe even get the cellophane... hehehehehehehahahahahahahahaha

mickjobeans @ 2003-08-05T22:43:00

2003-08-06T03:51:04Z

hey wow its so late hehehe im going to go potty outside and make grama chase me. marzipans hot lover friend is coming over so i can sit on his lap some more and make her jealous hahaha he knows he wants me more!! marzipan got her new cellophane today and she said it was a lot of money grama is surprised at her but she said that she could spend her money on worse things, i wonder like what, maybe like some of those one things i think theyre bugs that are crunchy and stuff because i get yelled at if i eat them so maybe she could buy them and get yelled at. marzipans cellophane glose blue and it beeps a lot i wonder if i can eat it and maybe my mouth will glo blue like the cellophane does. marzipan says im made of poop because i poop a lot i remember when i was a little puppy [now im a big puppy] and i pooped on marzipans floor and she puked one time cleaning it up i dont get why she pukes cos i eat it all the time! i found a green thing today it was really big and long and bumpy so i put it on the couch to eat it but marzipan came home and grama came downstairs with her and she found it and they laughed i dont get why they were laughing they said it was a qucumbor or something like that but i wanted to eat it because eating stuff is fun. i think im going to try to eat the new cellophane to see if my mouth will turn colors. i gotta go marzipan says its sleepytime so she can see her hot lover friend tomorrow morning really early so im going to get the cellophane when she is sleeping heh heh heh...

mickjobeans @ 2003-08-05T17:41:00

2003-08-05T22:44:51Z

yessssssssssssssssss grama make bacon and marzipan let me lick her plate off. she shared her ice cream drumstick cone with me but grama caught her so i have to eat my own puppy chow food yuck. grama ate my food today so why cant i eat hers!? thats not fair. oh well im going to see if i can get some food from grama and grampa if they drop any. yum its dinner time okay bye

hi im new my name is micki and im a puppy rat terrier and this is my first entry in my new journal!!

2003-08-05T21:54:48Z

hi my name is micki and im a rat terrier and i live with the grandparents and marzipan she got me in december a while ago and i saw a dog journal on here called </a></a>laineylj and i was inspired to start my own journal because </a></a>laineylj and </a></a>spotted_dog are my new hearos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i spelled my name wrong on my user name because i forgot the i in micki but my real name is micki jo beans because thats what they call me here they call me micki though because thats just my first name but my whole name is micki jo beans but i think marzipan is leaving soon because she needs a new cellophane because her old one broke because she said its a piece of shit and it doesnt work and stuff so shes getting a new one and marzipan said i can make a journal if i dont say the swear word because its bad and i dont need to say it we have a guy that lives in water in a bowl and she calls him mr. pickles and talks about how fat he is, i dont think he likes me he never talks to me or plays with me, maybe i can ask him to come out of his bowl to play with me because everybody likes fetch and its my favorite game besides make grandma chase me around the yard for a half an hour i think thats a fun game but i dont think mr pickles can run that fast because he doesnt have any legs so he cant run. theres these 2 dogs across the street one is shammi and i think its a mopdog because it looks like a mop and the other one is smoochy marzipan calls it a weener so its a weenerdog i know this one big dog named luke he peed on my tree *sigh* i have a crush on luke but i only saw him twice because there were people visiting the neighbors and marzipans friends dog is luke luke is a boy dog. i think i should write a book about my daily adventures because i am already writing enough in here, marzipan wants to get on to see if her hot lover friend is on here its a boy his name is kevin, i like to make marzipan jealous by sitting on his lap and kissing him and nibbling his ears hehehe i think shes jealous because he pets me but he doesnt pet her hahahaha. i have to go right now i have to potty outside so i have to go now this is my first entry my name is micki and im a rat terrier and i live with the grandparents and marzipan, and </a></a>laineyljand </a></a>spotted_dog are my hearos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! k bye